The Tourist Trap

Welcome back to our little show. This episode will melt your brain, plain and simple. The rock has been brought! Listen to this one as loud as you possibly can!!! No theme. No message. Just a surreal trip crafted just for you dear listener, just YOU! As usual, you can find us on facebook or you [...]

Spring is in the air! People are out and about desperately shaking off the dust of winter, and probably playing sports or something. And as for me? Well, i am just happy to be here. On this episode, lots of noisy rock, some educational words, lots of laughs… oh and a fat old dead white [...]

We enter 2012 with a renewed sense of what it means to live in the tourist trap. Does humor belong in music? You betcha. This episode, however, lacks humor and makes up for it with some really inspired and beautiful songs to expand your musical and mental horizons. Visit Facebook for episode playlists. Thanks for listening [...]

It’s Christmas time on The Tourist Trap!!! Kick back, sip that brandy ridden egg nog, and join the party. Happy birthday, Jesus! Be sure to visit our facebook page, and “like” it. You can find us on twitter, too! Merry Christmas!  

Ok, we finally got off our fat asses and posted a new episode. Speaking of fat, this episode is dedicated to YOU, the fat, sweaty, greasy slobs of the world. Inadvertently, this episode is just a way for me to poke fun at myself, and pretentiously hope for your sympathy, knowing full well that i [...]

Hello all you girls and ghouls, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Sounds like a Christmas carol eh? This week’s episode is our first ever Halloween spooktacular! We have songs. We have ghost stories. We have enough tricks and treats to kill someone! It’s time to dance til the midnight hour, so get [...]

It is no secret that yours truly, Stephen Mark Sarro, is a huge fan of horror movies. There are so many great films, with so many great music moments that help lift the presentation to new heights. Many horror movies are powerless without that one memorable theme. Whether it is some campy VHS horror movie [...]

  Are you a success in life? Is your head swimming with self doubt? Are you anxious all the time? Do your palms sweat? You need to RELAX! Thankfully, The Tourist Trap is here to bring peace to your life. Be sure to leave some comments, criticisms, concerns, ideas, whatever you want. Also, visit us [...]

  DISCLAIMER: This episode, and any Tourist Trap episode like it in the future, is in no way attempting to mock Jesus Christ, or the teachings of scripture. This is in good fun, made by a Christian with (hopefully) a good sense of humor!?!   OH Yeah!!! Who doesn’t love a great dance party? The “holy [...]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…it’s beach week at The Tourist Trap. It is so damn hot out this summer, why not indulge in a little beach party, eh? On this episode, we explore the shallows and the deeps of the great dark unknown. Get naked and come [...]