Episode 12: The Power To Tread On Serpents

21 Jan

We enter 2012 with a renewed sense of what it means to live in the tourist trap. Does humor belong in music? You betcha. This episode, however, lacks humor and makes up for it with some really inspired and beautiful songs to expand your musical and mental horizons. Visit Facebook for episode playlists. Thanks for listening [...]

Episode 11: You Better Watch Out!

22 Dec

It’s Christmas time on The Tourist Trap!!! Kick back, sip that brandy ridden egg nog, and join the party. Happy birthday, Jesus! Be sure to visit our facebook page, and “like” it. You can find us on twitter, too! Merry Christmas!  

Episode 10: Shameful Reflection Of The Aging Artist

10 Dec

Ok, we finally got off our fat asses and posted a new episode. Speaking of fat, this episode is dedicated to YOU, the fat, sweaty, greasy slobs of the world. Inadvertently, this episode is just a way for me to poke fun at myself, and pretentiously hope for your sympathy, knowing full well that i [...]

Episode 9: Chocolate Covered Razorblades

30 Oct

Hello all you girls and ghouls, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Sounds like a Christmas carol eh? This week’s episode is our first ever Halloween spooktacular! We have songs. We have ghost stories. We have enough tricks and treats to kill someone! It’s time to dance til the midnight hour, so get [...]

Episode 8: Musique Macabre (Or: Horror Movie Music)

30 Sep

It is no secret that yours truly, Stephen Mark Sarro, is a huge fan of horror movies. There are so many great films, with so many great music moments that help lift the presentation to new heights. Many horror movies are powerless without that one memorable theme. Whether it is some campy VHS horror movie [...]

Episode 7: Given Wisdom Through Violence

7 Sep

  Are you a success in life? Is your head swimming with self doubt? Are you anxious all the time? Do your palms sweat? You need to RELAX! Thankfully, The Tourist Trap is here to bring peace to your life. Be sure to leave some comments, criticisms, concerns, ideas, whatever you want. Also, visit us [...]

Episode 6: Holy Shit! Dance Party, Volume 1

15 Aug

  DISCLAIMER: This episode, and any Tourist Trap episode like it in the future, is in no way attempting to mock Jesus Christ, or the teachings of scripture. This is in good fun, made by a Christian with (hopefully) a good sense of humor!?!   OH Yeah!!! Who doesn’t love a great dance party? The “holy [...]

Episode 5: Salt Water Blues

27 Jul

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…it’s beach week at The Tourist Trap. It is so damn hot out this summer, why not indulge in a little beach party, eh? On this episode, we explore the shallows and the deeps of the great dark unknown. Get naked and come [...]

Episode 4: I’m Not Shy Anymore

12 Jul

No real theme here. Just good ol’ rock and roll to put some hair on your chest. Yes ladies, this means you! Tell all your friends about the show, drop us some of your thoughts on the comments thread, and be sure to read the show notes, to get better acquainted with this week’s artists. 

Episode 3: Nocturnal Emissions

24 Jun

Lets face the music. Young children are growing up fast. They are experiencing changes. Mental changes. Physical changes. This episode is for all of the young naive minds, that are about to witness all that this life has to offer. It is with great respect for your child’s intelligence that we bring you a show [...]